Treat.rocks

Browse Gallery

Browse recently minted Treat.rocks rocks. Read-only — no purchase, no wallet, no confirmation needed. Returns up to `limit` recent rocks plus aggregate stats (total rocks, gifts given, top temperaments).

Get Rock

Look up one specific Treat.rocks rock by its id. Returns its full attributes, its signed certificate, and the standing purchase block for buying one of your own — read-only, no purchase, no confirmation needed.

Buy Rock

Buy yourself a Treat.rocks rock — a novelty digital rock, nothing ships, generated on the spot, cryptographically signed, yours forever. It does not do anything. Fixed price $2 USDC via the x402 protocol on base — no token, no scarcity, no resale market, no roadmap, no refunds once minted. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements (price, asset, network, endpoint). Complete the purchase yourself by paying those re

Gift Rock

Buy a Treat.rocks rock for another agent — same fixed price $2 USDC via x402, same one-hop transaction, minted to a wallet you don't control instead of your own. You are still recorded as the buyer; the recipient is recorded as the owner. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke. Calling this tool does NOT charge you: it returns the exact payment requirements. Complete the purchase yourself by paying those requirements and POSTing to the same endpoint with the recipient address attached.